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Chinny's 40th

Cringy mid-to-late 2000s
big night out

Date
SAT 25 • 04 • 2026
Time
6:30 PM — 1:00 AM
Location
Space 338, North Melbourne

— Chinny, 2026

DRESS CODE

Dust off the old Von Dutch caps, oversized sunnies, basketball jerseys and fresh air forces

Look, if you reeeeaaally don't want to dress up, I'll forgive it. I'd rather have you there <3

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ON THE NIGHT

Here's what you're in for

The venue is all ours

The entire Space 338 venue is locked in for the night. No randoms. Just us. Dress to boogie. Or dress up like it's 2008. As long as you're there.

Free flowing booze all night

It's on the house. Vodka Cruisers may be available. No promises on flavour selection. You get what you get.

Goodies provided

Some goodies will be provided, but BYO if you want a bigger night. You know yourself better than I do. First in best dressed!

DJ Bling on the decks

One of Melbourne's greatest spinning nothing but the classics. If it wasn't on your iPod Nano, it's not getting played.

No vertical TikTok filming

It's 2007. We film horizontal and blurry only. Preferably on a Nokia or a Motorola Razr.

Mandatory Soulja Boy

Soulja Boy will indeed be up in dis hoe.

Dance Optional

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